@torvalds (Linus Torvalds)
Tier: ELITE 10X ENGINEER (Score: 98/100)
"Maintains Linux and Git. Created the entire infrastructure of modern computing because existing tools annoyed him. 0 empty repos found."
How It Works: AI Profile Audit Architecture
Roast My GitHub connects directly to GitHub's public REST API to evaluate your entire public software engineering footprint. Here is how our profile analyzer operates:
- Metadata Ingestion: We fetch your public repositories, follower metrics, account creation timestamp, bio, star counts, and commit metadata.
- Graveyard & Code Metric Audit: Our algorithm inspects your repo update timestamps, identifying abandoned projects, zero-star repos, and empty repositories.
- Stack & Language Evaluation: We analyze language byte distributions to detect tech stack choices, framework preferences, and language diversity.
- Surgical AI Roast Generation: The metrics feed into our humorous AI roasting engine, generating targeted developer critiques and calculating your 0–100 Profile Quality Score.
About Roast My GitHub
Roast My GitHub was built by developers for developers. In software engineering, profile READMEs and green commit grids are often polished to perfection, masking abandoned side projects, forgotten tutorials, and questionable tech stack decisions.
Our mission is to bring humor and brutally honest transparency to developer profiles. By taking raw repository statistics and running them through automated code analysis heuristics, Roast My GitHub gives software engineers, open-source contributors, students, and recruiters a hilarious look at public GitHub handles.
We operate with strict privacy standards: Roast My GitHub reads strictly public metadata provided by GitHub's official REST API. We never request private keys, personal access tokens, SSH credentials, or private repository permissions.
Featured Sample Roasts Gallery
@gaearon (Dan Abramov)
Tier: ELITE 10X ENGINEER (Score: 92/100)
"Redux creator who spends half his time explaining why you probably didn't need Redux in the first place. Bio says 'just chilling'."
@shadcn
Tier: ELITE 10X ENGINEER (Score: 95/100)
"Single-handedly redesigned the entire modern web UI component paradigm. Every React dev's codebase looks identical thanks to you."
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What is Roast My GitHub?
Roast My GitHub is an AI-powered developer tool that analyzes public GitHub profiles, repository stats, commit habits, and language choices to deliver a hilarious, brutally honest code roast and profile quality score.
How does Roast My GitHub work?
Enter any public GitHub handle. Our engine fetches public metadata via GitHub's REST API, evaluates repository size, activity levels, language distributions, abandoned projects, and star counts, then generates a custom AI roast and dev tier grade.
Is Roast My GitHub free to try?
Yes! Simply enter any public GitHub handle to receive an instant free roast preview, dev tier rank, and profile score breakdown.
How is the GitHub profile quality score calculated?
Our algorithm evaluates your profile on a scale of 0 to 100 by analyzing star counts, follower growth, repository quality, abandoned repos, empty projects, and programming language diversity.
Is my private code or GitHub account safe?
Yes! Roast My GitHub strictly accesses public metadata provided by GitHub's official REST API. We never request private SSH keys, access tokens, or modify any user repositories.
What do the Developer Quality Tiers mean?
Developer profiles are categorized into 4 tiers: Elite 10x Engineer (75-100 score), Solid Contributor (45-74 score), Mid-Tier Dev (25-44 score), and Rough Graveyard (0-24 score).
How can I improve my GitHub profile quality score?
Clean up abandoned or empty repos, write clear README files, push regular commits, diversify your language stack, and contribute to open-source projects.
Does Roast My GitHub store or sell my GitHub data?
No. We process public metadata in real time and do not store or sell any user profiling data.
Privacy Policy & Third-Party Advertising Disclosures
Roast My GitHub respects user privacy. We use public REST API data provided by GitHub to generate AI profile roasts. No private repository contents or user access tokens are ever accessed or stored.
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Terms of Service & Webmaster Contact
Terms of Service: Roast My GitHub is a developer tool designed for satirical profile audits and code quality reviews. All roasts are generated algorithmically from public GitHub REST API metrics. GitHub is a trademark of GitHub, Inc. Roast My GitHub is an independent open-source project.
Contact & Support: For support inquiries, profile takedown requests, or webmaster issues, contact support@roastmygithub.dev or visit our GitHub repository.